Authentic Penitentiary Cuisine

Welcome to Authentic Penitentiary Cuisine, where we take you on a culinary journey like no other. Our goal is to transform what you think of jail food by bringing you delightful meals that captivate your taste buds and change your perception of what’s possible in the kitchen.

Our Story

Born behind bars, our recipes are a testament to creativity and resilience. These dishes were initially crafted with limited ingredients and tools, showcasing the ingenuity of those who created them. Now, we bring these culinary innovations back to the streets, inviting you to experience flavors that are both unique and comforting.

Checkout Our Amazing Menu

Our menu is a fusion of classic comfort foods and gourmet twists, crafted to surprise and satisfy. Here are some of our signature dishes:

Spreads

The Convict

Buldak noodles. Doritos, squeeze cheese, mayo beans, summer sausage.

The Misdemeanor

Chicken Top ramen noodles, tortilla chips, Sriracha, squeeze cheese, mayo, beans, summer sausage.

The Convict

Buldak noodles. Doritos, squeeze cheese, mayo beans, summer sausage.

Burritos

The Gang Enhancement

Buldak noodles Spread, Flour tortilla, Doritos, shredded cheese, sour cream, squeeze cheese, beef jerky.

Murder in first Degree

Beef Top ramen noodles Spread, flour tortilla, hot Cheetos, shredded cheese, jalapeños, squeeze cheese, sour cream, beef jerky.

The Homie

Chicken Top ramen noodles Spread, flour tortilla, sour cream, tortilla chips, Sriracha, squeeze cheese, beef jerky

Nachos a la Criminal

Tortilla chips, Hot Cheetos, sour cream,cheese, squeeze cheese, Jalapeños, Beans, slim jim

The Chow Hall Dog

Bun, Hot dog, Mayo, ketchup, mustard

Prison Tamale

Corn Chips, summer sausage, squeeze cheese, sour cream.

Drinks | Pruno

Blueberry

Kool aid with lemonade

Fruit punch

Kool aid with lemonade

Green Apple

Kool aid with lemonade

Coke / Sprite

Sizes - Life, 25 to Life, ShorTimer

Why Try Us?

Unique Experience

Taste dishes born out of necessity and creativity.

Delicious Flavors

Enjoy meals that challenge your taste buds in the best way possible.

Support a Cause

By dining with us, you support the reintegration of formerly incarcerated individuals into society.

Join Us

Step out of your comfort zone and into a world where food tells a story of transformation and hope. Visit Authentic Penitentiary Cuisine and let us show you the delicious side of second chances.

Call

541-543-8328

Opening Hours

noon to midnight Monday-Thursday
noon to 2am Friday and Saturday
We are closed on Sundays.

Email

Gonzalez@jailfood.net.